Female Body Inspectors
| -- | |
| Founders | ZEN |
|---|---|
| Founded | Post Virginity Lost |
| Origins | Human |
| Focus | On the bullseye |
| Mission | Hilarity and Large Condoms |
| Best Average Networth | THOUSANDS |
| Best Total Networth | MILLIONS |
| Members | 1-20 |
| Website | http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team |
| President | Ravi |
| Vice Presidents | Detmer, K_L, and Xerglacia |
| Head of Foreign Affairs | Archaic |
| Foreign Affairs | RD |
| Head of Internal Affairs | El Paco |
| Internal Affairs | DigTek |
| Head of War Department | Tirol |
| War Department | Mr. Niceti |
| Trainers | Knocks, Hard |
| IRC Channel | Channel: FBI Server: clever.mine.nu |
Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the team server. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny Ravi, FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their (Other teams, not FBI. Idiots) penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the team server message boards. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.
FBI was originally formed by ZEN in the Earth: 2025 alliance server. The current team members are Detmer, K_L (who is a drunken Fin), Ravi, Xerglacia and ZEN. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.
Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by FBI:
- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental.
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.
Masturbatory Terms:
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by K_L. More than likely in a drunken stupor.
- "Spin Yer Dreidel". As in, "well go spin yer dreidel". Coined by KL, but perfected by Detmer "I am going to start spinning now while my office is empty".
