Earth Empires Wiki - User contributions [en]

King John

2012-08-28T20:18:37Z

ZEN:

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[[Category:Evolution Members]]

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Probably the most arrogant player not in [[La Famiglia]]. Best friends with [[Lord Tarnava|LT]].
 
Best thing he has ever said in IRC:
 
<ZEN|SHAG> Altoid....if your wife left you and you were in the middle of Thailand with the hottest lady boy there. Would you bang it? 
<BattleKJ> wtf? 
<BattleKJ> no 
<Trifey> dont lie 
<BattleKJ> i dont like asians

 
**Inspired the term "Mint" - Urban Dictionary Definition: Meaning or pertaining to a homo-sexual British person.

King John

2012-08-28T20:16:45Z

ZEN:

King John

2012-08-28T20:16:25Z

ZEN:

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Probably the most arrogant player not in [[La Famiglia]]. Best friends with [[Lord Tarnava|LT]].
 
Best thing he has ever said in IRC: 
 
<ZEN|SHAG> Altoid....if your wife left you and you were in the middle of Thailand with the hottest lady boy there. Would you bang it? 
<BattleKJ> wtf? 
<BattleKJ> no 
<Trifey> dont lie 
<BattleKJ> i dont like asians

King John

2012-08-28T20:16:12Z

ZEN:

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[[Category:Evolution Members]]

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Probably the most arrogant player not in [[La Famiglia]]. Best friends with [[Lord Tarnava|LT]].
 
Best thing he has ever said in IRC:
 
<ZEN|SHAG> Altoid....if your wife left you and you were in the middle of Thailand with the hottest lady boy there. Would you bang it? 
<BattleKJ> wtf? 
<BattleKJ> no 
<Trifey> dont lie 
<BattleKJ> i dont like asians

King John

2012-08-28T20:15:37Z

ZEN:

{{stub}}
[[Category:Evolution Members]]

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| game =
| alliance = [[Evolution]]
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| icq =
| msn =
| aim =
| forum_pm = 
| former =
| former_pos =
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}}

Probably the most arrogant player not in [[La Famiglia]]. Best friends with [[Lord Tarnava|LT]].

Best thing he has ever said in IRC:

<ZEN|SHAG> Altoid....if your wife left you and you were in the middle of Thailand with the hottest lady boy there. Would you bang it?
<BattleKJ> wtf?
<BattleKJ> no
<Trifey> dont lie
<BattleKJ> i dont like asians

The Arabian Nightmare

2010-11-04T16:31:23Z

ZEN:

The Arabian Nightmare (''th''-ee ''uh''-'''rey'''-bee-''uh''n '''nahyt'''-mair), also abbreviated as TAN, is one of the more notable personalities currently playing the game. Since his debut in late 2003, he has quit Paradigm numerous times in fits of fury before quickly rescinding and going back. Showing bravado and the true force of nature that he is, he quit the alliance Netters Anonymous in finality before resuming his exciting post at Paradigm (where he quit and rejoined again a few times). The Arabian Nightmare is currently senate-level leadership in Paradigm and is in charge of fisting, probing and general insubordination. He also has no knowledge of Canadian living or occupation. His snide statement of "All Canadians are Lumberjacks" is idiotic and IGNORANT. They have curling champions and mounties as well. He is also gentle and loves to cuddle.

Female Body Inspectors

2010-09-14T20:32:14Z

ZEN:

Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the [[Choosing_a_game_server#Team_Server|team server]]. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny [[Ravi]], FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their (Other teams, not FBI. Idiots) penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the [http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team-talk team server message boards]. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.

FBI was originally formed by [[ZEN]] in the [[Earth: 2025]] alliance server. The current team members are [[Detmer]], [[K_L]] (who is a drunken Fin), [[Ravi]], [[Xerglacia]] and [[ZEN]]. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.

Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by [[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]].

- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental. 
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.

Masturbatory Terms: 
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by [[K_L]]. More than likely in a drunken stupor.

Detmer

2010-09-14T20:18:55Z

ZEN:

Detmer is currently president (dictator) of [[Paradigm]] and leading its slow growth towards re-establishing its former glory.

Recently, Detmer had a dream-premonition that his girlfriend would leave him for [[The Arabian Nightmare]]. The prophecy has yet to be fulfilled.

Also was once a leader of [[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]] in which he revolutionized the game forever. He also created multiple sexual positions in which all but one are still being used to this day. The one which was named "4x4 Sears Tour Mud Bogging Ramshackle Ju Jitsu Death Grip" we don't talk of and has been banned from every known country but Uganda for unthinkable acts against humanity. Celebrated as an artist in love making and should be sampled by all "of age" women.

Detmer

2010-09-14T20:16:44Z

ZEN:

Detmer is currently president (dictator) of [[Paradigm]] and leading its slow growth towards re-establishing its former glory.

Recently, Detmer had a dream-premonition that his girlfriend would leave him for [[The Arabian Nightmare]]. The prophecy has yet to be fulfilled.

Also was once a leader of [[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]] in which he revolutionized the game forever. He also created multiple sexual positions in which all but one are still being used to this day. The one we don't talk of and has been banned from every known country but Uganda for unthinkable acts against humanity. Celebrated as an artist in love making and should be sampled by all "of age" women.

Female Body Inspectors

2010-09-14T19:59:59Z

ZEN:

Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the [[Choosing_a_game_server#Team_Server|team server]]. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny [[Ravi]], FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their (Other teams, not FBI. Idiots) penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the [http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team-talk team server message boards]. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.

FBI was originally formed by [[ZEN]] in the [[Earth: 2025]] alliance server. The current team members are [[Detmer]], [[K_L]] (who is a drunken Fin), [[Ravi]], [[Xerglacia]] and [[ZEN]]. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.

Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by [[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]].

- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental. 
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.

Masturbatory Terms:
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by [[K_L]]. More than likely in a drunken stupor.

Xerglacia

2010-09-14T19:59:11Z

ZEN: Created page with 'Also known as the Binary Commando, is former and final president of IX. Named after the BC state bird "The big cocked nightingale". Runs too much. Gets attacked by numerous indig…'

Also known as the Binary Commando, is former and final president of IX. Named after the BC state bird "The big cocked nightingale". Runs too much. Gets attacked by numerous indigenous birds in his area for being too active. Makes soccer games or something. Will be off the market in Oct. of 2010. In which he will not be inviting [[ZEN]] because of obvious debauchery and utensil throwing reasons. Plays in Team with [[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]]. Kicks people in the face.

Female Body Inspectors

2010-09-14T19:32:28Z

ZEN:

Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the [[Choosing_a_game_server#Team_Server|team server]]. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny [[Ravi]], FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their (Other teams, not FBI. Idiots) penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the [http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team-talk team server message boards]. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.

FBI was originally formed by [[ZEN]] in the [[Earth: 2025]] alliance server. The current team members are [[Detmer]], [[K_L]] (who is a drunken Fin), [[Ravi]], Xerglacia and [[ZEN]]. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.

Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by [[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]].

- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental. 
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.

Masturbatory Terms:
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by [[K_L]]. More than likely in a drunken stupor.

Female Body Inspectors

2010-09-14T19:31:27Z

ZEN:

Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the [[Choosing_a_game_server#Team_Server|team server]]. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny [[Ravi]], FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their (Other teams, not FBI. Idiots) penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the [http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team-talk team server message boards]. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.

FBI was originally formed by [[ZEN]] in the [[Earth: 2025]] alliance server. The current team members are [[Detmer]], [[K_L]] (who is a drunken Fin), [[Ravi]], Xerglacia and [[ZEN]]. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.

Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by [[Female_Body_Inspectors|FBI]].

- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental. 
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.

Masturbatory Terms:
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by [[KL]]. More than likely in a drunken stupor.

K L

2010-09-14T19:27:55Z

ZEN:

K_L - A finnish ruskie....or ruskie finnish. Whichever it is, he drinks. And I mean a lot. He is the reason for last calls. Birthed by a bottle of Vodka and a demon it is believed. He was in a fight once, and that is how Hitler actually died. Shouldn't have invited him over for a few drinks. Hitler had it coming anyways. Needs women with very high tolerance for the sauce. He is in [[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]] at the moment in Team, he might be in other alliances around the game but they don't mean anything. Probably a bunch of sissies that he constantly has to teach how to drink and be men.

Coined the term "fat on the sofa". Legendary.

K L

2010-09-14T19:27:25Z

ZEN:

K_L - A finnish ruskie....or ruskie finnish. Whichever it is, he drinks. And I mean a lot. He is the reason for last calls. Birthed by a bottle of Vodka and a demon it is believed. He was in a fight once, and that is how Hitler actually died. Shouldn't have invited him over for a few drinks. Hitler had it coming anyways. Needs women with very high tolerance for the sauce. He is in FBI[[Female Body Inspectors|FBI]] at the moment in Team, he might be in other alliances around the game but they don't mean anything. Probably a bunch of sissies that he constantly has to teach how to drink and be men.

Coined the term "fat on the sofa". Legendary.

K L

2010-09-14T19:25:20Z

ZEN: Created page with 'K_L - A finnish ruskie....or ruskie finnish. Whichever it is, he drinks. And I mean a lot. He is the reason for last calls. Birthed by a bottle of Vodka and a demon it is believe…'

K_L - A finnish ruskie....or ruskie finnish. Whichever it is, he drinks. And I mean a lot. He is the reason for last calls. Birthed by a bottle of Vodka and a demon it is believed. He was in a fight once, and that is how Hitler actually died. Shouldn't have invited him over for a few drinks. Hitler had it coming anyways. Needs women with very high tolerance for the sauce. He is in FBI at the moment in Team, he might be in other alliances around the game but they don't mean anything. Probably a bunch of sissies that he constantly has to teach how to drink and be men.

Coined the term "fat on the sofa". Legendary.

Female Body Inspectors

2010-09-14T19:19:19Z

ZEN:

Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the [[Choosing_a_game_server#Team_Server|team server]]. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny [[Ravi]], FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their (Other teams, not FBI. Idiots) penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the [http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team-talk team server message boards]. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.

FBI was originally formed by [[ZEN]] in the [[Earth: 2025]] alliance server. The current team members are [[Detmer]], K_L (who is a drunken Fin), [[Ravi]], Xerglacia and [[ZEN]]. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.

Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by FBI.

- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental. 
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.

Masturbatory Terms:
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by KL. More than likely in a drunken stupor.

Female Body Inspectors

2010-09-14T19:15:25Z

ZEN:

Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the [[Choosing_a_game_server#Team_Server|team server]]. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny [[Ravi]], FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the [http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team-talk team server message boards]. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.

FBI was originally formed by [[ZEN]] in the [[Earth: 2025]] alliance server. The current team members are [[Detmer]], K_L (who is a drunken Fin), [[Ravi]], Xerglacia and [[ZEN]]. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.

Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by FBI.

- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental. 
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.

Masturbatory Terms:
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by KL. More than likely in a drunken stupor.

Female Body Inspectors

2010-09-14T19:14:50Z

ZEN:

Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is the preeminent team on the [[Choosing_a_game_server#Team_Server|team server]]. Ruled with an iron fist by the most horny [[Ravi]], FBI spends most of the time belittling other teams since the combined length of their penii is less than the average FBIer. FBI hangs out on #fbi on the IRC server clever.mine.nu. The FBI team webpage is also the [http://forums.earthempires.com/Forum.php?forumid=7&p=1284425984&z=team-talk team server message boards]. Users are given access in the order that they join and each successive user gets one lower access level. Right now I think 495 is the next level to be handed out. It is believed that clever and SuperFly are the only two non-FBIers to join, and SuperFly showed up when no one else was around.

FBI was originally formed by [[ZEN]] in the [[Earth: 2025]] alliance server. The current team members are [[Detmer]], K_L (who is a drunken Fin), [[Ravi]], Xerglacia and [[ZEN]]. Their Spice Girl names are Smarty Nerd, Drunky Nerd, Rapey Nerd, Sporty Nerd and Whorey Nerd.

Random Things that should be known by everyone and has been sponsored by FBI.

- Using an Asian (text based) accent while saying things is HILARIOUS. Even when accidental.
- Copyrights are biased. We created the female body silhouette image.

Masturbatory Terms:
- "Fat on the Sofa". As in, "Excuse me miss, but I am going to go fat on the sofa to images of your breasts". Coined by KL. More than likely in a drunken stupor.