NOW3P

is sexier than you, and can write with his penis - which has allowed him to reach the status of biggest spammer on EE forums.

long thought to be a myth, the NOW3Penis is now a widely respected (and often envied) pillar of Earth and its community.

Samplings of the greatness inspired by the NOW3Penis can be found here:

NOW3P is best known for his ability to tell you to go fluff yourself, and still let you walk away thinking you're his best friend.