JIM DANGER

JIM_DANGER - THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER] (THESE ARE NOT THE DANGEROUS MEN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, MOVE ALONG.)

HUMAN RESOURCES SPECIAL AGENT EXTRAORDINAIRE; MYSTIC SHAMAN OF ENIGMAS; LEVEL 9 TURTLE PORN DILETTANTE; INTERNET EGYPTOLOGIST; MASTER SHUNNER AND PORK PRODUCT REVIEWER; DEFINITELY NOT ADAM SMITH; AKA 'CROM'; MASTER OF TRIFECTA; DIRECTOR OF CODPIECE MAINTENANCE; TRAVEL AGENT TO THE STARS; HUMAN PETRI DISH; HEAD OF BASELESS ACCUSATIONS AND BLUSTERING THREATS; CHIEF HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR AND SNIPER SCHOOL WASH-OUT; OFFICIAL PRIMATIVE GUNSMITH AND OLYMPIC PINKY FLEXER; DIRTY DANCER; REUSABLE MISSILE REFUELING TECHNICIAN AND IMAGINARY MATHEMATICIAN; FALLEN THEOLOGIAN; CASUAL QUADRENNIAL SOCCER FAN; KEY GRIP; HEAD OF FUSE MEASURING AND POWDER WEIGHING; DIRECTOR OF OF INTERNET BETTING SCANDALS AND BUFFET TABLES; BAD AT PUNS;

A SEMI-COLON IS NOTHING MORE THAN A CAPITALIZED COMMA