Walt Hunt
| Alliance | Imaginary Numbers, NBK |
|---|---|
| Alliance Position | awar |
8 letters 2 words 1 man!
Walt Hunt is known to run a country named Crystal Meth Polar Bear, and has been known to be in the top 10 of the Express Server, recently placing first. Walt Hunt, being the dirty netter that he is, hides in Imaginary Numbers as aWar in the alliance server. To this day, no one can figure out how this netter is in a warring clan, but the fact is: his sister (aka Soviet) is the Prez. His never ending love and quest to marry galleri is always halted by her telling him no. Never fear though, you can usually find Walt Hunt drunk and doing your grandma!!
For more info on Walt Hunt, we suggest this story for bedtime reading, best done in a spooky setting:
Walt Hunt had been drinking all day in Alabama as night time fell on the mountains. The river was as smooth as glass, when out of the darkness came a heavy set woman. Now Walt Hunt is not picky when it comes to women. It is usually mind over matter. If she don't mind -- It don't matter! Whatever chick he puts his ding'a'ling in he's happy (whats better than being drunk? drunk and laid! gigigty, gigity)! Well she mentioned I looked like heaven and I said baby how would you like a piece of heaven? She said well I don't know I'm from Texas, me and my brother Mert have a little something goin' on in the panhandle. I said baby leave them Mexicans alone and get with a real man! She thought about it for a second, and I could tell it was maybe the third time she ever thought about anything in her life when she said, "Well Mert and ain't here so I might as well..." So Walt Hunt beat that fat girl's *fluff* up! She hooted and holla'd like a stuck pig! A little later, she made a little bedroom spooning. "Wow Walt your as white as a ghost.", I said, "Baby I sleep all day and party all night, hard for me to get a tan."
9 months later...
(Walt Hunt is at his Trailor drinking cold beer and thinking about fishing, when there is a knock at the door.)
Hello? My names Mert i'm sure you remember Helga. I said, "who the *fluff* is Helga?"
"That's my sister you had sex with my wife and you knocked her up!",
I looked over and saw Helga. Fatter then before with a bouncing baby! She swoons at the site of Walt Hunt, remembering the hot Alabama night she had with him. Then says, "Walt Hunt, I was pregnant and had a kid.",
"I said dammit - if I woulda known, I woulda kicked the bitch down the stairs Mert!",
Helga starts tearing up, "but i named him after your super white color! His name is Ghosty!",
"I DONT GIVE A *FLUFF* WHAT HIS NAME IS! GET YOUR BASTARD KID OFF MY PORCH AND GO BACK TO TEXAS!".
Mert was as mad as bull with his nuts caught in barb wire! "THATS NO WAY TO TALK TO MY KIN! I SPENT ALL THE MONEY I HAD ON TWO BUS TICKETS JUST TO COME
HERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!",
"Well sorry Mert you can't make a hoe a housewife no matter how good of a woman your momma was!",
Now.. how about you practice falling down, Walt Hunt will be there soon enough! Mert, realizing his sister/wife's virtue was on the line, brazenly threw a punch at Walt Hunt. "Dammit Mert you hit like a sissy!". Mert, even more outraged pulled a knife on Walt Hunt. Walt Hunt replied, "Arent you the dumb idiot who brought a knife to a gun fight?", as he reached beside the door frame and pulled out the over/under Belgium-made berreta 12 gauge shot gun. "Now how bout ya'll git before something happens!", Mert turned tail and made tracks like a jackrabbit with a coyote on the heels.
Five years later Walt Hunt is at a local football game... (because you know what Walt Hunt likes about them high school girls; the older he gets, the more they stay the same age!)
Walt hunt smells something that smells like cheap cigars and goats and looks like a skank hooker and a fat hobo!
"Mert, Helga how the hell you doing?",
"Well, Walt we makin it just fine. Moved into a cave next to a goat farmer as long as we milk the goats we get paid in goat milk! And tis making Ghosty into a strapping young man!",
Walt Hunt said cooly, "Its probably just my genetics ;)!"
Mert then proudly replied, "I saved all my goat milk and it turned into liqour!",
"Wow Mert thats great!",
"Yeah i saved up all my money from goat liquor and made Helga the queen of my double wide trailer!",
"good for you Mert...".
