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Hobo currently works in the spy department until September of 2007, where he was too busy to continue his studies in the spy trade because school creamed his butt. However, he has indicated a desire to return to the battlefield soon...<br>
 
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Revision as of 05:59, 17 March 2010

History

The Alcoholic Hobo has been a "in-and-out" player ever since he joined the Sons of Liberty about 4.2 years ago. He first started his tenure in Earth 2025 in the Fall of 1999, when he searched on Google for "Interactive Online Games." Messing around in Tourney before being recruited over to Arrow in the spring of 2003, Hobo used to run all-tanker strategies and suicide on everything that came across his path. After being accepted by Arrow, Hobo became a Sergeant and worked for the Arrow Intelligence Agency (AiA) until Arrow broke up in the summer of 2005. Following the split, Hobo followed some ex-Arrowers, more specifically Repture and Captain, and helped them form what would become The Rogue Conspiracy. He was in Rogue for roughly 1 year before splitting with the team due to management conflicts.

After the split, Hobo was tricked by Makinso and his candy van while walking home in a dark alley. As a result, Hobo was molested and thrown into the SOL Intelligence Group in 2006. He used to work as a slave for ClayQ in the spy department until ClayQ suddenly vanished into the darkness with Hobo's beer. Hobo followed and returned with the beer, but ClayQ was never heard of again after the incident. Hobo went into steep depression and drank for 2 years nonstop.

Hobo currently works in the spy department until September of 2007, where he was too busy to continue his studies in the spy trade because school creamed his butt. However, he has indicated a desire to return to the battlefield soon...

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Personality

Notorious for his uneven temper when he's drunk and his critical skills learned as a homeless, Hobo is a funny yet mysterious player. He is well-known for defying Johnny^k3nt and raising his maximum country deficit way too early before war comes and reducing income. However, his SPAL count rivals that of Dragon's suicide/missile dump country.

He is almost drunk all the time, and has quite the short attention span, resulting in him running some of the most outrageous countries in Earth Empires. Most notably, Hobo ran countries that reach 300 SPAL by week 3, or countries that run purely on jets. Template:Notable-stub

Alliances

Alliance/Earth Council:

The ARROW Project: 2003-2005.
The Rogue Conspiracy: 2005-2006.
Sons of Liberty: 2006-present.

Free For All: Asylum of the Dark Templar: 2009-present.